A cab driver picked up a nun. When the driver couldn’t stop staring at her, she asked him why he was staring. The driver replied, “I have a question to ask but I don’t want to offend you”. The nun said, "My dear young man, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could
say or ask that I would find offensive."
The driver said, “Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me. The nun replied, "Well, let's see what we can do about that - first you have to be single and second you must be Catholic." The cab driver became very excited and said, "Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic too!” The nun said, "OK, pull into the next alley" The driver pulled into the alley and the nun fulfilled his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.
When they got back on the road, the cab driver started crying. "My dear young man”, said the nun, “why are you crying?" "Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied. I must confess, I'm married and I am not a Catholic. The nun said, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm on my way to a Halloween party."