We drive to the ski slopes in 8 inches of snow but can’t make it to work in 4 inches of snow.
We sometimes see a $2,000 mountain bike tied on top of a $200 car.
We design Halloween costumes to fit over a parka.
We go from heat to air conditioning in one day.
We play golf in January and ski in June.
Our idea of formal wear is ironing our jeans.
(gleaned from a series of TV commercials by a local health care provider)










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