The Daily News begins their report by saying that David Letterman is irreplaceable and then the report goes downhill from there.
He/she wouldn’t need to be funny as long as they could read from a teleprompter and memorize a few lame jokes to make everything sound spontaneous and hold up a dopey photo now and then.
The report says their first choice for a David Letterman replacement is Jay Leno.
Hmm, that wouldn’t be a bad choice. With Leno, I may even watch Late Night on occasion. Can’t remember the last time David Letterman appeared on any of our TV’s.