This is an irreverent look at the March visit to America by Britain’s Prince Charles and his wife, Camilla, the Duchess of Cornwall.
What could we have possible done to deserve four days of entertaining this insufferable pair.
Why can’t Charles just stay back home and talk to the plants on his Highgrove estate while he waits for his mother the Queen to die so he can begin his life’s work as King?
Nobody ever tells us the real important things like what did he do to earn all those medals or how much weight they add to his tunic.
All they tell us is that he will meet with President Obama in the White House and then go to a symposium on health and nature in Kentucky where he will lecture us on social responsibility and climate change.